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Quotes For Steve Martin

This is a list of all the quotes I've collected over time (for a fair number of years).

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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. Steve Martin 1 year 24 weeks ago
I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache. Steve Martin 1 year 24 weeks ago
What is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall, short, thin, or skinny. They can be democrats...or skinny. Steve Martin 1 year 24 weeks ago
E-mail, which sends data hurtling across vast distances at the speed of light, has replaced primitive forms of communication such as smoke signals, which sent data hurtling across vast distances at the speed of light. Steve Martin 1 year 24 weeks ago
I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. Steve Martin 1 year 24 weeks ago