This is a list of all the quotes I've collected over time (for a fair number of years). I know there's a problem with the drop down selection box containing more than it should. I'm trying to tweak it so it lists only the people who have quotes attributed to them on this site, but for the moment it's listing every person that has any kind of content linked to them on this site. You can, however, click the name of the person on a quote to get a list of just the quotes by them.
| Quote | Person | Added | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. | Steve Martin | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache. | Steve Martin | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| What is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall, short, thin, or skinny. They can be democrats...or skinny. | Steve Martin | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| E-mail, which sends data hurtling across vast distances at the speed of light, has replaced primitive forms of communication such as smoke signals, which sent data hurtling across vast distances at the speed of light. | Steve Martin | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. | Steve Martin | 51 weeks 5 days ago |