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Quotes For Unknown

This is a list of all the quotes I've collected over time (for a fair number of years).

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Stop anthropomorphizing things. They don't like it.

Unknown 1 year 21 weeks ago
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be. Unknown 1 year 24 weeks ago
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. Unknown 1 year 24 weeks ago
What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about? Unknown 1 year 24 weeks ago
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math. Unknown 1 year 24 weeks ago
I intend to live forever - so far so good. Unknown 1 year 24 weeks ago
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull. Unknown 1 year 24 weeks ago
Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students. Unknown 1 year 24 weeks ago
Veteran of the Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force. 1990-1951 Unknown 1 year 24 weeks ago
Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is. Unknown 1 year 24 weeks ago
There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't. Unknown 1 year 24 weeks ago
There's no place like 127.0.0.1 Unknown 1 year 24 weeks ago