This is a list of all the quotes I've collected over time (for a fair number of years). I know there's a problem with the drop down selection box containing more than it should. I'm trying to tweak it so it lists only the people who have quotes attributed to them on this site, but for the moment it's listing every person that has any kind of content linked to them on this site. You can, however, click the name of the person on a quote to get a list of just the quotes by them.
| Quote | Person | Added | ||
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Stop anthropomorphizing things. They don't like it. |
Unknown | 48 weeks 4 days ago | ||
| The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be. | Unknown | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. | Unknown | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about? | Unknown | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math. | Unknown | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| I intend to live forever - so far so good. | Unknown | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull. | Unknown | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students. | Unknown | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| Veteran of the Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force. 1990-1951 | Unknown | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is. | Unknown | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't. | Unknown | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| There's no place like 127.0.0.1 | Unknown | 51 weeks 5 days ago |