This is a list of all the quotes I've collected over time (for a fair number of years).
| Quote | Person |
Added |
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|---|---|---|---|---|
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Stop anthropomorphizing things. They don't like it. |
Unknown | 1 year 21 weeks ago | ||
| The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be. | Unknown | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. | Unknown | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about? | Unknown | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math. | Unknown | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| I intend to live forever - so far so good. | Unknown | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull. | Unknown | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students. | Unknown | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| Veteran of the Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force. 1990-1951 | Unknown | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is. | Unknown | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't. | Unknown | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| There's no place like 127.0.0.1 | Unknown | 1 year 24 weeks ago |