This is a list of all the quotes I've collected over time (for a fair number of years). I know there's a problem with the drop down selection box containing more than it should. I'm trying to tweak it so it lists only the people who have quotes attributed to them on this site, but for the moment it's listing every person that has any kind of content linked to them on this site. You can, however, click the name of the person on a quote to get a list of just the quotes by them.
| Quote | Person | Added | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved. | Johnny Carson | 51 weeks 2 days ago | ||
| Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. | Johnny Carson | 51 weeks 2 days ago | ||
| The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. | Johnny Carson | 51 weeks 2 days ago | ||
| I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. | Johnny Carson | 51 weeks 2 days ago | ||
| Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves. | Johnny Carson | 51 weeks 2 days ago |