This is a list of all the quotes I've collected over time (for a fair number of years).
| Quote | Person |
Added |
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved. | Johnny Carson | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. | Johnny Carson | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. | Johnny Carson | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. | Johnny Carson | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves. | Johnny Carson | 1 year 24 weeks ago |