This is a list of all the quotes I've collected over time (for a fair number of years).
| Quote | Person |
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| Atheism is a non-prophet organization. | George Carlin | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see: "We are the proud parents of a child who's self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn't need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car." | George Carlin | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done" | George Carlin | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. | George Carlin | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| George Washington's brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country. | George Carlin | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter. | George Carlin | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it. | George Carlin | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? | George Carlin | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. | George Carlin | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. | George Carlin | 1 year 24 weeks ago |