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Quotes For Dave Barry

This is a list of all the quotes I've collected over time (for a fair number of years).

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Computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers: I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us) Dave Barry 1 year 24 weeks ago
DNA is an abbreviation for deoxyribonucleicantidisestablishmentarianism, a complex string of syllables. Dave Barry 1 year 24 weeks ago
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. Dave Barry 1 year 24 weeks ago
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. Dave Barry 1 year 24 weeks ago
The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the life of an infant or catching a fly ball, a woman will automatically choose to save the infant, without even considering if there's a man on base. Dave Barry 1 year 24 weeks ago
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. Dave Barry 1 year 24 weeks ago