This is a list of all the quotes I've collected over time (for a fair number of years). I know there's a problem with the drop down selection box containing more than it should. I'm trying to tweak it so it lists only the people who have quotes attributed to them on this site, but for the moment it's listing every person that has any kind of content linked to them on this site. You can, however, click the name of the person on a quote to get a list of just the quotes by them.
| Quote | Person | Added | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers: I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us) | Dave Barry | 51 weeks 6 days ago | ||
| DNA is an abbreviation for deoxyribonucleicantidisestablishmentarianism, a complex string of syllables. | Dave Barry | 51 weeks 6 days ago | ||
| Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. | Dave Barry | 51 weeks 6 days ago | ||
| Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. | Dave Barry | 51 weeks 6 days ago | ||
| The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the life of an infant or catching a fly ball, a woman will automatically choose to save the infant, without even considering if there's a man on base. | Dave Barry | 51 weeks 6 days ago | ||
| I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. | Dave Barry | 51 weeks 6 days ago |