This is a list of all the quotes I've collected over time (for a fair number of years). I know there's a problem with the drop down selection box containing more than it should. I'm trying to tweak it so it lists only the people who have quotes attributed to them on this site, but for the moment it's listing every person that has any kind of content linked to them on this site. You can, however, click the name of the person on a quote to get a list of just the quotes by them.
| Quote | Person | Added | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. | Rita Rudner | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. | Rita Rudner | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. | Rita Rudner | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. | Rita Rudner | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue ... and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go? | Rita Rudner | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. | Rita Rudner | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. | Rita Rudner | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other. | Rita Rudner | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. | Rita Rudner | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. | Rita Rudner | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. | Rita Rudner | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. | Rita Rudner | 51 weeks 5 days ago |