This is a list of all the quotes I've collected over time (for a fair number of years).
| Quote | Person |
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. | Rita Rudner | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. | Rita Rudner | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. | Rita Rudner | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. | Rita Rudner | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue ... and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go? | Rita Rudner | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. | Rita Rudner | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. | Rita Rudner | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other. | Rita Rudner | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. | Rita Rudner | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. | Rita Rudner | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. | Rita Rudner | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. | Rita Rudner | 1 year 24 weeks ago |