This is a list of all the quotes I've collected over time (for a fair number of years). I know there's a problem with the drop down selection box containing more than it should. I'm trying to tweak it so it lists only the people who have quotes attributed to them on this site, but for the moment it's listing every person that has any kind of content linked to them on this site. You can, however, click the name of the person on a quote to get a list of just the quotes by them.
| Quote | Person | Added | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| My cat, Ethel, is an indoor cat, but somehow she's sneakin' out at night. 'Cause the other morning I found a stamp on her paw... I wouldn't have noticed myself, but I just bought this new black light and she passed right under it and I said, "Hey, what's that on you paw?" | Ellen DeGeneres | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, dont put it off. | Ellen DeGeneres | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. | Ellen DeGeneres | 51 weeks 5 days ago | ||
| In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better. | Ellen DeGeneres | 51 weeks 5 days ago |