This is a list of all the quotes I've collected over time (for a fair number of years).
| Quote | Person |
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| My cat, Ethel, is an indoor cat, but somehow she's sneakin' out at night. 'Cause the other morning I found a stamp on her paw... I wouldn't have noticed myself, but I just bought this new black light and she passed right under it and I said, "Hey, what's that on you paw?" | Ellen DeGeneres | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, dont put it off. | Ellen DeGeneres | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. | Ellen DeGeneres | 1 year 24 weeks ago | ||
| In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better. | Ellen DeGeneres | 1 year 24 weeks ago |